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Wed Jan 7, 2009, 12:36 AM
Dear Fat Girls of America,

Re: Twilight.

I know times are tough. I know how it feels to be overweight, and unpopular, to feel that no one really understands you and to wallow away at night, lying in your big bed, snacking and wishing there was an effeminate vampire boy-child to come steal you away and show you how shiny he looks in the sunlight. (I don't). But this is not the answer. I say it again, ma'am: THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER. I know it's too late to stop this train, but let us all agree that the Twilight books make Harry Potter look like Proust.

Regards
Sanity

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:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's March 2nd which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

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:heart: Zoey


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- =distancexkills
traveling eh? where? as soon as i get unsick i think catching up would be great!

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Devastation lies ahead
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not alot man...just trying to sort some stuff out. how you doin?

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In July 1863, A nation torn in tragedy
A trick of fate two great armies merge
Gods of war at Gettysburg

Devastation lies ahead
50,000 bodies..litter the land
Hell raises,three full days
The reaper sows,and there's a devil to pay
so, like, arex, you're going to like, china and shit. you know what that means?? ALL THE MORE RASPBERRY OATMEAL MUFFINS POUR MOI

see, i would leave this message on fbook but you frequent that page much more than this I'm asuming - 'cuase let's face it.... the fbook, so hot right now. what? drugs?

Okay i'm going to Sewell's, this shit is whack
:star: :damphyr: Happy Birthday!! ^_^
:wave: Happy birthday!!! :party: :cake: :heart:

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